The Leg Bone’s Connected to the ???

Max continues to be fascinated by my collection of menstrual products. Thanks to a picture on the side of the box of pantiliners which shows other Kotex products, Max insists that panty liners are available in a range of flavors: blueberry, chocolate and strawberry.

A few minutes ago, he came into the bathroom and told me he needed a Kotex because his p****s hurts. When I asked why it hurt he started to sing

Well, you see…..my pen*s is connected to my ankle…and my pen*s is connected to my bel-ly, my pen*s is connected to my haort (heart) and my hoart is connected to my ch—in.

Yeah, that has to hurt.

As I type this post he attached the adhesive side of liner to himself, and he is now trying to bandage my hand with a panty liner because my hand has it’s blueberry period.

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4 responses to “The Leg Bone’s Connected to the ???

  1. Please promise me you will save this post….so you can torture him with it when he is a teenager!

    PS: blueberry periods hurt like a b*tch! Just sayin’! 🙂

  2. Didn’t Picasso go through a blueberry period, too?

  3. Avery calls them “stickers” and treats them as such…

    I feel for ya.

  4. Kelly O beat me to the Picasso joke.

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