This morning Max asked me
Mom, can we go to Starbucks? And just sit together?
So I took him to Starbucks.
Once inside, he sat down across from me, sucked down his chocolate milk and said
Mom, why do you love me?
I explained why, and he seemed to accept my answer. Curious, I then asked
Max, why do you love me?
Immediately a huge grin spread across his face and he replied
Because you FART!