I Caught Flu From Matt Damon

I caught flu from Matt Damon.
She caught flu from Matt Damon.
It’s not a cold, it is the flu.

I caught flu from Matt Damon.
And I’m passed out on the couch
Blacked out in the shower, and I crawled across the floor.
Wrapped up in a towel
That was hanging from my bathroom door.

I caught chills from Matt Damon.
She got phlegm from Matt Damon.
Never share your diet Snapple!

I said I caught flu from Matt Damon.
She said she got flu from Matt Damon.
Her nose is redder than an apple.

Knock knock!
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Influ.
Influ who?
Influenza from Matt Damon.
She caught influenza from Matt Damon.

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13 responses to “I Caught Flu From Matt Damon

  1. Okay…. That’s gotta be one of the more amusing things that I’ve read in a while.

  2. ROFLMFAO! That’s what happens when you f*%k Matt Damon….protection, protection, protection.

  3. I just saw the f*ing Matt Damon video this morning and thought it was hilarious.

  4. i bet you also got it pressed up against the mini-bar. just sayin’…

  5. one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a long time (franki from frankily yours sent that to me this weekend)

  6. I really hope none of you get this nasty flu. I cannot remember being this sick as an adult. (Ok, as a non-pregnant adult…lol) I did really black out in the shower. Today I left the house for the first time in almost a week to get juice and the effort was exhausting.

  7. If you have to get the flu, then why not get it from that hottie? It would almost be worth it…

  8. At least it’s a cute sexy flu.

  9. My wife rocks. (Even if she is messing around with Matt Damon behind my back.)

  10. Congratulations. You know he was voted the Sexiest Man Alive by People.

    Very funny!

  11. I hope you’re feeling better.

    Y’know what makes me feel better? F**king Matt Damon. He has a thing for funny, cute Jewish girls, I think 😉

  12. Karrie, Karrie, Karrie, how many times have we told you to always make the movie star use a dental dam when drinking from the jar of diet Snapple?

    Do you remember Tim Kazurinsky on Saturday Night Live with the cue cards?

    “I opened the door and

    Influenza!”

  13. That song was hilarious!

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