I cannot say much more than Thank you, Theo, for writing your memoir.
On a semi-related note, why does UPS always deliver my Amazon prime orders in the evening after I’ve scrubbed my face clear of makeup, eaten a bunch of garlic and taken off my bra? While I’m far from glamorous normally, I’m embarrassed that they must associate my address as the one where a mother screams at her child to Stay right there!, runs down the stairs and throws open the door to reveal toxic breath, and sagging flappentitz swinging free under an ancient t-shirt above stained, holey yoga pants.
Hot.
Mom Voyage 
flappentitz….how I know thee….
Flappentitz. Ah yes.
The UPS men have seen me in all of my clean-faced, braless, ratty t-shirt, frizzy haired glory, too. I like to think that they are forgiving people. I also like to think that, when I answer my door, I magically look like Gisele Bundchen 😉
I know all about the flappentitz, too. Gah, when did that happen?
OMG, flappentitz. I just choked on my drink.
I hope you’re doing OK!
For those of you with Amazon Prime memberships, here’s a good website to search for Amazon Prime eligible products:
amazanian.com